Well, I figured since you had 4 or 5 other posts looking for speed shops and mechanics, I could ask an honest question on this thread. Especially since you gave such vivid details about it being a deliberate "hard and calculated blow".
Seriously, if it was that bad and you cared about your car as much as you presume to, you'd have seen a deliberate dent before you even left the dealership. If you had trusted the dealership as you say, you also wouldn't have put it in Valet mode to start with. Evidently you DIDN'T trust them to start with.
Either way, the lube tech didn't get pissed about Valet mode and smack your car with anything. Get over yourself.
My comment about my car wasn't a flex dipwad. My car isn't a secret here. Most here know me and have full confidence in me knowing MY sh!t. Nice try at a jab though lol.
P.S.
Public forum. If you don't like the answers/ opinions you get, don't ask the questions. It's pretty simple.