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Mark Ebert
10-21-2004, 02:52 AM
Daimler has recently released a sketch of an orange '05 Dodge Charger.

Some speculate that because the horrifying orange beast with the ridiculous big grill looks like a jack-o-lantern, or "The Great Pumpkin" from the Charlie Brown Halloween specials, that its launch date will in fact be Halloween.

While this may be a laughing matter for Chrysler's competition, this abortion of automotive engineering will certainly scare many perspective customers away.

Daimler's Dr. Dieter Zetsche should be slapped with a malpractice lawsuit for the Bait & Switch he has perpetrated by replacing the true heir to the Charger...the '99 Charger concept car...with "The Great Pumpkin."

Good Grief Dieter Braun