: Have yall seen this website? Pick-up lines. Funny!!

07-22-2008, 10:47 AM
Some of these lines are pretty funny!


07-22-2008, 10:48 AM
Company's firewall blocked it. :slap:

Vanilla Gorilla
07-22-2008, 11:36 AM
company's firewall blocked it. :slap:


Mr Wrath
07-22-2008, 11:43 AM
I am the company's firewall...hahahaha

07-22-2008, 11:43 AM
I am the company's firewall...hahahaha

:slap: :biggrinjester:

07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
"Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?"


07-22-2008, 12:22 PM
Oh... my.... God! Too freakin' funny!!! :D

Do you guys actually use these lines?? :knockout:

07-22-2008, 12:58 PM
Line Attempts Successes
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. 0 0
Are we related? Do you want to be? 0 0
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. 0 0
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) 0 0
Do you know how to use a whip? 0 0
Drop 'em! 0 0
Excuse me, do you live around here often? 0 0
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 0 0
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? 0 0
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? 0 0
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 0 0
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." 0 0
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... 0 0
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. 0 0
I'm drunk. 0 0
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 0 0
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? 0 0
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. 0 0
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK 0 0
Like the look of your crotch. 0 0
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? 0 0
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. 0 0
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. 0 0
Say, did we go to different schools together? 0 0
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh. 0 0
What's a **** like you doing in a classy joint like this?? 0 0
Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to *** across! 0 0
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? 0 0
Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again? 0 0
Would you like to see me naked ?? 0 0
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? 0 0
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? 0 0
You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from. 0 0
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink? 0 0
You know what I like about you? My arms. 0 0
You know, I'd really love to **** your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. 0 0
You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. 0 0
You look just like my mother. 0 0
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. 0 0
You remind me of a girl I used to date. 0 0
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. 0 0
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 0 0
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?

EDIT: Sorry there was some crude language I didnt see.. I think i edited it all..

07-22-2008, 01:26 PM

07-22-2008, 02:13 PM
The only pickup line you will ever need:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

07-22-2008, 02:18 PM
The only pickup line you will ever need:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

OMG that's funny! :D

Mr Wrath
07-23-2008, 10:18 AM
wrestlingnrj...that is the best line around. :clap:

07-23-2008, 11:15 AM
OMG that's funny! :D

wrestlingnrj...that is the best line around. :clap:

I'm telling you it's guaranteed to work

"60% of the time it works every time"

Not sure if I mentioned it, but unfortunately I can't take credit for this one, my best friend told it to me, not sure if he thought of it or if he got it from someone else though.

07-27-2008, 06:08 AM
there's some funny chit in there. Thanks for sharing

07-27-2008, 09:41 PM
Here's mine

" i got a charger"