efffing birds!

[kensreddaytona]

So it was a nice day yesterday I decided to claybar and wax the Daytona,came out pretty sweet that Torred paint just blinds you lol,drive to work today,I park away from other cars,trees come out to go to lunch and what do I see? a bird crap the size of a pancake shot right across the top of the roof,it actually covered the sat antenna! what pissed me off I was nowhere near a tree!It was like this thing dive bombed my car or just landed on my roof a shat!Had to vent,:( hope it rains tonight. I hate birds.

[svrds10]

It seen a big red target below and aimed for the bullseye "The Antenna" LOL

[yldthng]

Yeah, I think I've pissed off a bird at work too. I park at the end of the parking lot, in the same spot every day--not under any trees, but I swear there's a bird that craps on my car three or four days a week. I cleaned my baby yesterday, and he got me today, just like clockwork. I normally leave my office with wet paper towels. That sucker always seems to crap in crevices too. I'd shoot him if I saw him--well I'd at least throw a big arse rock at him.

[charger08srt]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/charger07awd/worthless.gif

just kidding:lol:

[PlumCrazy814]

Yeah, I think I've pissed off a bird at work too. I park at the end of the parking lot, in the same spot every day--not under any trees, but I swear there's a bird that craps on my car three or four days a week. I cleaned my baby yesterday, and he got me today, just like clockwork. I normally leave my office with wet paper towels. That sucker always seems to crap in crevices too. I'd shoot him if I saw him--well I'd at least throw a big arse rock at him.

A full size plastic owl near your car might help keep the birds away. I used to hang one on my sailboat when I docked it at the marina to keep the droppings away.

[killerbee88]

Damn Birds And Bugs!

[sco_pet]

i wouldnt leave that on ur paint to bake. it will stain and never come out. i keep a detailer bottle in the trunk just for that

[Synner]

That is exactly why I never make the mistake of leaving the sunroof slid open while going in a store or something. I see other people do it with their cars and even convertibles but I just know the day I do I'll find bird turd inside. Hit the carwash fast and power that off before it bakes on nice.

[charger08srt]

That is exactly why I never make the mistake of leaving the sunroof slid open while going in a store or something. I see other people do it with their cars and even convertibles but I just know the day I do I'll find bird turd inside. Hit the carwash fast and power that off before it bakes on nice.

i have a little spray bottle and microfiber towel in my car for those bombs... daamn birds:lol: nice pics btw:)

[R/T 4 Me]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/charger07awd/worthless.gif

just kidding:lol:

that was funny:laugh:

[MaizeRage]

I've gotten ambushed by birds like that a bunch of times. I don't know if they're attracted to the bright color or what, but when I've come out at the end of the day after work, it looks like a bird had one too many burritos and thought my car was a porcelin throne:angry:

[pjlietz]

Same thing happened to me after taking the car in for a power polish. I feel you pain and anger.

[yldthng]

A full size plastic owl near your car might help keep the birds away.

See, you're trying to have them talking about me at work. It's bad enough I don't park BB "with everyone else" . . . now you want me to put a plastic owl beside her . . . they'll be calling me the "bird lady"!!

[moparknighthawk]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/charger07awd/worthless.gif

just kidding:lol:


Here you go!! (may be a bit extreme) :lol:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-10/57295/birdpoop.JPG

Oh, and there is a company that can help you clean this up. :lol:

http://www.bird****removal.com/index.html

(darn word filter police!) Just fill in the **** with the appropriate word.

[charger08srt]

that was funny:laugh:

i know.. i was laughing when i thought it... thanx:lol:

[charger08srt]

Here you go!! (may be a bit extreme) :lol:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-10/57295/birdpoop.JPG

Oh, and there is a company that can help you clean this up. :lol:

http://www.bird****removal.com/index.html

(darn word filter police!) Just fill in the **** with the appropriate word.

damn did those birds eat mexican food:lol:

[kickn_urazz]

yeah, that used to happen to me. For one year straight, everyday, my car got pooh'd on, until one day I went up to their nest and pooh'd on them. they no likee very much....

[zignotzag]

I park my Charger under a tree in the driveway. It is a daily routine to clean it up. I dont think I could handle driving it around with a big ole splat on it.

How uncool is that?

I think I might be poisoning the crab apple tree next door this year.

Jeeeze Carl, your tree looks like its dying. What a shame.

[RAINMANyeh]

I feel your pain and have had several similar encounters. I recall a commercial back in the late 90s (I believe) with a clean car. There is a squadron of birds, complete with goggles and leather helmets dive bombing the car and missing. It was too funny.

[moparknighthawk]

Check this out! We need to train our Chargers to do this! :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uCwsYBankA

[sco_pet]

test,,,,,,,,

[RAINMANyeh]

FOUND IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hma4WubVMjI

I loved this commercial as I have felt this way many a times after cleaning up my Charger.

[charger08srt]

FOUND IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hma4WubVMjI

I loved this commercial as I have felt this way many a times after cleaning up my Charger.

funny stuff:lol:

[FLEX]

I hate birds.

I know the feeling. Every time I wash my car it gets hit within 12 hours; guaranteed. Even during the winter. I think there was one bird that never migrated just so it could hang around and ruin my car every time I washed it.

But, on a funnier note, yesterday we were sitting in traffic behind a spotless black Mustang and a bird flew up and landed on it and crapped all over the roof and rear window. Me and Foxxxy were laughing our arses off.

:laugh:

-=FLEX=-

[charger08srt]

I know the feeling. Every time I wash my car it gets hit within 12 hours; guaranteed. Even during the winter. I think there was one bird that never migrated just so it could hang around and ruin my car every time I washed it.

But, on a funnier note, yesterday we were sitting in traffic behind a spotless black Mustang and a bird flew up and landed on it and crapped all over the roof and rear window. Me and Foxxxy were laughing our arses off.
:laugh:

-=FLEX=-

now that's funny... too bad it couldn't have been a terradactyl to drop a big dump on that stang:lol:

[FLEX]

now that's funny... too bad it couldn't have been a terradactyl to drop a big dump on that stang:lol:

I'm pretty sure it's the teradactyl that's been targeting my Charger! :fuming:

[charger08srt]

I'm pretty sure it's the teradactyl that's been targeting my Charger! :fuming:

i don't want to imagine that mess:lol:

[RAINMANyeh]

funny stuff:lol:

Yep.... I still crack up when I see this. I used to have a bird that I swear just waited until I got finished cleaning my car and would crap right in the middle of the hood EVERYTIME.