Ricer Compilation

[mechanicjack]

i figured you would like a video on how to modify a ricer the correct way!!
enjoy!! hhahahaahah

http://www.stillruns.com/beater.wmv :whistle:

[arfur]

i figured you would like a video on how to modify a ricer the correct way!!
enjoy!! hhahahaahah

http://www.stillruns.com/beater.wmv :whistle:

Good mods! I see that these mods also lower the vehicles centre of gravity - which is very useful! :)

[hemiuberalles]

And no more pesky windscreens to obstruct the flow of air over the aerodynamically enhanced surface.

[RTjunkie]

Another unnoted mod was the obvious weight reduction of the car. I'm sure it is much lighter than it was before they began the mods.

[TorRedCharger06]

j/k! But I just had to post this pic from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricer

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Poser.JPG

[lilloved1j]

That is such a waste of money and scrap metal :)

[Tahde]

If someone EVER brung something like that in my driveway......ITS ON!!!!!!

[HemiChemi]

Is that (or WAS that) an Omni? LOL!

[kustomkarl]

It looks like the flying nun... winking...lol lol

[arfur]

j/k! But I just had to post this pic from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricer

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Poser.JPG

Holy carp - it's even winking! :sick: :slapper:

[SouthNJCharger]

judging by the wings alone that things gotta have atleast 1000 rice power at the wheels...:smoke: :knockout:

[canadiancharger]

I'm lost for words.....

[MCO_Carter]

I think it was done as a joke...if you look at the front license plate, it says "Poser", and the hood sticker says "Posermobile".

[mtm1974]

one word..... UGhhhhhhhhhhh-LEE!

[Raven]

Ow! My eyes! :smoke:

[Crazy_luck]

:knockout: Um, I thought when I sold that thing to him, I told him to drive it at night, normal people would be too intimidated to race it in the day light. Well, at least he removed some of the REAL performance parts.:smoke:




You have to wonder what (besides large amounts of air) is going thru the minds of people who do this to cars.
:lol: :lol:

[HemiChemi]

I think it was done as a joke...if you look at the front license plate, it says "Poser", and the hood sticker says "Posermobile".LOL! It's a joke no matter how you look at it... <shudder, puke...>

[Raven]

In the "Cars" movie, there is a ricer (sort of a Honda Civic-looking car) that has a license plate that says "WINGO". It is a neon green car and the wing on the back of that thing must be about 10 feet tall with 7-8 lateral slats on the wing!

I about fell out of the seat laughing at the thing - animated film or not, it was HILARIOUS!

If you haven't seen "Cars" yet - GO! It's probably one of the absolute best movies I've ever seen and for a variety reasons. Richard Pett's voice and the "Petty Blue" old school Daytona (called "The King" in the film) are worth the price of admission alone.

Ya GOTTA see it!:grin:

[Raven]

j/k! But I just had to post this pic from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricer

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Poser.JPG

I would sure love to get me one of them thar roof mounted wings for my Grand National! :grin:

[DeafCharger]

What is that thing next to hood scoop? Looks like a gauge....

[Crazy_luck]

What is that thing next to hood scoop? Looks like a gauge....

Thats either one of the 20+ uneeded tachs that the automatic ricers need, or its a replacement light for the headlight that is closed...

[FastZilla]

I like the forward facing tach so his competition can see him revving hin engine in their rear-view.

This one may be a joke but these are not:
http://www.riceboypage.com/

[HemiChemi]

Thats either one of the 20+ uneeded tachs that the automatic ricers need, or its a replacement light for the headlight that is closed...But WE can see the dial! It's mounted BACKWARDS!

I saw CARS last night, and LMFAO at the ricers... and the blown muscle car that "sneezed"!

[HemiChemi]

I like the forward facing tach so his competition can see him revving hin engine in their rear-view.

This one may be a joke but these are not:
http://www.riceboypage.com/LOL! On the Hall of Shameless page they have an Interview of a ricer who made a Prelude S look like a VTEC, and here was one question/response:

Do you think you get more chicks now?
No, but it gets a lot of attention from guys...


LMAO! :grin:

[JasonB]

1. You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
2. You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.
3. Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.
4. You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.
5. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
6. DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.
7. Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
8. A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
9. Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.
10. The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...
11. Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".
12. You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.
13. You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
14. You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.
15. Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...
16. Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."
17. You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.
18. You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.
19. Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...
20. The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.
21. You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
22. You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.
23. You install clear corner and brake lights.
24. You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.
25. You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.
26. If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.
27. You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!
28. If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.
29. Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.
30. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang
31. You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.
32. You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.
33. If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.
34. You think the Del Sol is a sports car...
35. You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
36. If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque
37. If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.
38. If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
39. If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.
40. Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive.
41. You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...
42. MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.
43. The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
44. If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.
45. If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.
46. If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a modified engine.
47. If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
48. You think pushrods are a bad thing
49. Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.
50. You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.
51. You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.
52. If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.
53. You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.
54. If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand
55. If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...
56. If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...
57. If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...
58. You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.
59. You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment
60. You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.
61. You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool
62. If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators
63. If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers
64. If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™
65. If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool
66. If you think colored head lights work better
67. Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!
68. If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it.
69. You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.
70. You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.
71. You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..
72. Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.
73. after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.
74. you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."
75. you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and hard to get into."
76. You have to park your car across the road from your house because theres a little bump in ur driveway
77. You use your neibors driveway because yours is stone

And the Number One reason you might be a ricer if... (drum roll)... you use the expression "nos" to describe Nitrous Oxide on your car.

You may be a racer if ...

1. You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
2. You take your helmet along when you go to a car dealership for a test-drive.
3. Every time you go to the grocery store you feel compelled to beat your previous best time.
4. You think it's normal to have the outside edge of your tires worn down. If fact, you prefer it because you have "better" traction now.
5. When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.
6. When you hear 'overcooked it,' instead of food you think 'off the track.'
7. You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
8. You once had an argument with your wife over whether you should pay the mortgage on time or get those new heads while they were on sale.
9. You push your cart through a proper line in the grocery store.
10. You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
11. You bought a tow vehicle instead of braces for your kid.
12. You and your wife go house hunting and you never actually get inside the house because you're checking out the garage for 220v.
13. You sit in your car in the dark out in your garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop.
14. Your wife doesn't understand why you need three sets of tires for your car.
15. Your garage holds more cars than your house has bedrooms.
16. You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
17. You're registered for wedding gifts at Edlebrock and Griggs.
18. Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG R1s and aluminum rack bushings and your 'significant other' knows what these are.
19. Your home library consists of auto parts catalogs, books written by F1 drivers, anything about Carroll Shelby, and 400 car magazines.
20. Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you.
21. You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
22. A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Corn."
23. You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
24. You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.
25. You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of course, you are the best.
26. You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.
27. You hate long distance driving vacations, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
28. You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.
29. You save broken car parts as " mementos".
30. You've tried synthetic oil and racing gas in your lawn mower.
31. You've tweaked your riding lawn mower to improve its cornering ability.
32. Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have timeslips.
33. You would choose a rollbar over air conditioning if it were an option.
34. White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight.
35. You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute.
36. After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
37. You have race shops programmed on your speed dialer.
38. You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.
39. You refer to the alley behind your house as the "return road".

[wiesek]

You must have a lotta time on your hands:knockout: , but it was funny:lol:

[Crazy_luck]

http://thecarshowcase.com/forums/images/carshowcase/smilies/repost.gif

http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10380


:D

[Tahde]

lol. that was funny.

What about the ones that put body kits on their cars and never get them painted?

[elcobra44]

lol. that was funny.

What about the ones that put body kits on their cars and never get them painted?
Aw man, I was looking at this honda today that had a flat black front bumper cover, white rocker panels and an unpainted rear bumper. The rest of the car was green and I could tell the body kit was old with the shape it was in. What a waste..

[Tahde]

Dont get me wrong, I've seen some nice lil ricers. I'll be honest, but 90% of them that I see. Its terrible. And they try to drive with this big macho attitude. I was sittin at a light with a guy in a honda prelude, and I think he was showing off to his lil girlfriend in the passenger seat revin up the engine and had his sounds going. I just looked at him and nodded my head. All that money you put in your system, you could have gotten your damn car painted. I dont know about some of these ppl

[gomango2860]

Dont get me wrong, I've seen some nice lil ricers. I'll be honest, but 90% of them that I see. Its terrible. And they try to drive with this big macho attitude. I was sittin at a light with a guy in a honda prelude, and I think he was showing off to his lil girlfriend in the passenger seat revin up the engine and had his sounds going. I just looked at him and nodded my head. All that money you put in your system, you could have gotten your damn car painted. I dont know about some of these ppl


Don't be hatin home slice.... :grin:

[Tahde]

Don't be hatin home slice.... :grin:
lol. Never a hater. But dudes car, and the way he was showing off in it. Like me pulling up to you on a moped at the light and I rev my engine and rubbin on my ladies leg (yeah, me and my chic on a moped), looking at you like "yeah mofo, I'm cool" lol

[Thunderkiss]

:grin:
28. You think that traction control and ABS are for those who can't drive.


You nailed me with that one!!!!

[Rivalry]

I flew into Indiana and got a rental car (G6), on my way to the hotel I saw a Mustang with a huge wing on the back. You could see the holes where the factory spoiler had been. Instead of getting it bondo'd and painted he used plastic plugs to cover the holes LOL.

[Tahde]

I flew into Indiana and got a rental car (G6), on my way to the hotel I saw a Mustang with a huge wing on the back. You could see the holes where the factory spoiler had been. Instead of getting it bondo'd and painted he used plastic plugs to cover the holes LOL.
LMAO!!! wow. What the $%*# are these ppl thinking when they do this?

[BetoMXL]

re post whore

[arfur]

re post whore

Speak Engklish! :)

[JasonB]

He cant..the best he can do is grunt groan and burp his meaning across, then he has his team of enslaved mexican boys translate his vulger gesters and noises into words that they post under his under account.

By all rights he is pretty much the lowest of low, you know. the scum that collects in the eyes of scum when it sleeps.


HEEHHEEHEHE:)

[arfur]

He cant..the best he can do is grunt groan and burp his meaning across, then he has his team of enslaved mexican boys translate his vulger gesters and noises into words that they post under his under account.

By all rights he is pretty much the lowest of low, you know. the scum that collects in the eyes of scum when it sleeps.


HEEHHEEHEHE:)

You evil barsteward! :)

[SILVER-ES]

It's all in the attitude and mentality of the driver. My previous car was a highly modded 2000 Dodge neon. I'll be the first to admit it was SLOW, but I never pretended or claimed that it was fast. I see people doing some of the same things to thier Chargers that ricers do but the people doing it to their Chargers also realize that it won't make them faster. It's all in the mind set of the driver.

[JasonB]

You mean that 1200 pounds I added with my 24in rims, aftermarket wing, body kit, interior leather/elephant interior,46 LCDS, and 200 subs wont make my car faster??

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear Ive seen some hemi chargers that could get beat DOWN by a v6 simply because they have SO MUCH CRAP installed in them.

[SILVER-ES]

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who has noticed that!

[a14umbra]

9. You push your cart through a proper line in the grocery store.
16. You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
19. Your home library consists of auto parts catalogs, books written by NASCAR drivers, anything about Carroll Shelby, and 400 car magazines.
23. You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
24. You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.
35. You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute.




Guilty

[LuvnRadr]

61. You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool


Are you considering Top Banana owners ricers? :grin: :grin: :grin:

[a14umbra]

Had to post one from laughatrice.com. Bet it has a Spyder emblem.

http://www.laughatrice.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/kazzx.jpg

[crazylikeacharger]

thanks for making my day with this one

[Crazy_luck]

Had to post one from laughatrice.com. Bet it has a Spyder emblem.

http://www.laughatrice.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/kazzx.jpg

My guess, Spyder GT-R badges. :smoke:

[Yabi]

Traveling to a client today me and some Honda are lined up at a light. No cars in front. I notice him looking at my car, all over. I take off normal (not really interested in running a ricer) and around 30 I hear him nail it. I ride next to him for a while and I watch him keep looking over. I smile at him then slap the stick down and book out of there. Hit the next light and he is smiling and shaking his head as if he really enjoyed getting beat or he was just happy to run against me. The light turns green and his tires start smoking... I read the signs and take off properly, left the car at the light (never seen him again). Right after, I pulled into a gas station. An indian comes up and I tell him to fill it up. He says, "It's hot", I reply "yeah 100 today, hard to keep cool". He says "No weather, car. Car is hot". I grinned like a little boy getting his first kiss. I never had an indian comment on any car I owned... language barier broken =0)

[Chargeit!]

wow... so um.. did anyone catch the fight on Saturday?

[Zero_Remain]

Sounds like its 1906, not 2006, where you live. Please tell me you were just trying to be funny.

[ekaz]

It's New Jersey state law, there are no self-serve stations in the state.

[Zero_Remain]

Right after, I pulled into a gas station. An indian comes up and I tell him to fill it up. He says, "It's hot", I reply "yeah 100 today, hard to keep cool". He says "No weather, car. Car is hot". I grinned like a little boy getting his first kiss. I never had an indian comment on any car I owned... language barier broken =0)
That's what makes it sound like 1906.

[LuvnRadr]

That's what makes it sound like 1906.
Could he mean indian, as in from India? Indian doesn't necesarilly mean native American.

[Chargeit!]

Could he mean indian, as in from India? Indian doesn't necesarilly mean native American.

I'm not sure where that makes a difference....

[Zero_Remain]

I'm not sure where that makes a difference....
Exactly! Either way it is still insulting.

[06DaytonaR/T]

Up here as a friend of the Indian People. I say to say an Indian is the same as saying an American. This is correct and that is a fact jack. Case closed.

[epoch]

LOL

Leave it to BOSTON to set the record straight. :)

[epoch]

Exactly! Either way it is still insulting.

If the man was from India, how is it insulting? I'm not insulted when someone calls me an American. Nor would I be insulted if someone were to call me Irish, or German, or Romanian, or . . . this is gonna take a while :)

[VanAwesome]

lighten up Zero.

[Zero_Remain]

Up here as a friend of the Indian People. I say to say an Indian is the same as saying an American. This is correct and that is a fact jack. Case closed.
Thanks for enlightening me. I guess it is also acceptable to imply Indians do not speak English

[TNCHARGER]

Yabi just shared a story...a moment in his life....since when is calling an Indian an Indian not politically correct...:rolleyes:

[mluker]

"Nice ricer, oh and I got gas..."

Stop eating rice, it WILL cause gas. Try eating a rolaid.

[Zero_Remain]

I never had an indian comment on any car I owned... language barier broken =0)
Mentioning the person's race was not necessary. Neither was the above sentence which, IMO, implies Indians do not speak English

[Tapout]

Mentioning the person's race was not necessary. Neither was the above sentence which, IMO, implies Indians do not speak English

Get of your stool Man!!!! He was telling a story!!! Nobody cares if the guy was Green!!! Lighten up for F8ck Sake!!!!

Tapout

[gomango2860]

Wow. This whole topic is a little like tap dancing through a mine field! No matter what your bound to piss someone off sooner or later!

Let me simply say that I can see why zero might have been offended but I also don't think that Yabi meant anything by it. So lets all just shake hands, acknowledge each others viewpoints and get back to talking about some really cool cars! :grin: K?

[Zero_Remain]

Nobody cares if the guy was Green!!!
Obviously he cared...he mentioned the guy's race twice in his post. Why?

[Chargeit!]

Your right I'm sorry reminds me of when I went to market and a caucasian said 'Is that the new mustang?' And on the way home an African American wanted to race.

[ChargerChick]

Obviously he cared...he mentioned the guy's race twice in his post. Why?

Zero, I understand where you are coming from but I don't think Yabi meant anything by it.

I think it would be wise to just drop it before this blows up.

[Tapout]

Your right I'm sorry reminds me of when I went to market and a caucasian said 'Is that the new mustang?' And on the way home an African American wanted to race.

Your boy is adorable by the way!

Tapout

[mywhitecharger]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/cat.jpg

[06DaytonaR/T]

Obviously he cared...he mentioned the guy's race twice in his post. Why?

You just don't understand any of this. Either back off or be ready to listen. Stop making the member feel like he is wrong.

[Chargeit!]

Your boy is adorable by the way!

Tapout

Thanks... One of the few things I've done right in my life... :)

[VanAwesome]

You just don't understand any of this. Either back off or be ready to listen. Stop making the member feel like he is wrong.
http://www.dogdoo.com/images/Honey.jpg Pooping dog agrees with supercat.

[Crazy_luck]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/gomango_mn/forum%20pix/capacity.jpg

[gomango2860]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/cat.jpg




WOW. That's a really big P.... I mean cat! :nervous s :embarrese

[falchulk]

Thanks for enlightening me. I guess it is also acceptable to imply Indians do not speak English


Geeze, someone has been brainwashed by the politically correct zombie makers. An Indian is an Indian regardless if they are American or from India. There is nothing derogatory about it. Comments like yours make things worse by making a big deal out of nothing. Over sensitivity causes fights.

[falchulk]

Mentioning the person's race was not necessary. Neither was the above sentence which, IMO, implies Indians do not speak English


India is a country not a race.

[mywhitecharger]

You guys are lost me at India..................


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/redneck.jpg

[818 Charger]

Your right I'm sorry reminds me of when I went to market and a caucasian said 'Is that the new mustang?' And on the way home an African American wanted to race.


LMFAO!! i almost spit my soda onto my computer screen when i read this.

thanks for the laugh! :clap:

[Zero_Remain]

You guys are lost me at India..................


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/redneck.jpg
ROFLMAO! Did you photoshop the nametag on there? That really is my first name. That's hilarious!

[mywhitecharger]

ROFLMAO! Did you photoshop the nametag on there? That really is my first name. That's hilarious!


LMFAO - Nope - he came up on google images just like that... :lol: :lol:

[speco2005]

You guys are lost me at India..................


http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/redneck.jpg
Really not sure who gave you that pic of me!!!!:fuming: :angry:

[Yabi]

Want to be an ass, be an ass. Didn't mean anything by it. Worked in the oil industry for 7 years, there are lots of indians in the industry - I personally have no problems with them. People take **** out of context and make it sound however they want so they can start a flame war on the forums. I got too much important **** to do then to debate about racism

[Rivalry]

I think it helped understand his story better considering the way he wrote what the guy said.

If some country hick said "thats a purty vehicular you gots there" it would help to know that he was in fact a HICK

The same with "yo dog, dat be mighty fly wheels bro" im sure it would be pointed out that they were black, white or whatever race they may be to help understand his story.

Get a life..

[Tapout]

I think it helped understand his story better considering the way he wrote what the guy said.

If some country hick said "thats a purty vehicular you gots there" it would help to know that he was in fact a HICK

The same with "yo dog, dat be mighty fly wheels bro" im sure it would be pointed out that they were black, white or whatever race they may be to help understand his story.

Get a life..

WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Say...Homes...That be a F.I.N.E Looking picture ya'll got there DAWG. NAWWWWWWWW I'm Saaaayiiiiin!!!!!! BRO!

LMAO!!!!!:cool:

TAP "THAT" OUT
P.S. How are ya anyway???

[shanes daddy]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/chargernet/cat.jpg
Looked at the picture for at least 5 min., and can not for the love of cheap gas believe that this is a real cat. Say it ain't so??? Isn't this animal abuse??:lol:
S.D.

[arfur]

LOL

Leave it to BOSTON to set the record straight. :)

I really Laughed Out Loud! :grin:

[arfur]

Mentioning the person's race was not necessary. Neither was the above sentence which, IMO, implies Indians do not speak English

Most of the English peeps I know have trouble with English! :grin:

[arfur]

Geeze, someone has been brainwashed by the politically correct zombie makers. An Indian is an Indian regardless if they are American or from India. There is nothing derogatory about it. Comments like yours make things worse by making a big deal out of nothing. Over sensitivity causes fights.

I used to argue with my African Asian friend that I bet one day I could match him for his skin tone.....although rather annoyingly, he would soon darken as about the same rate I would once we were in the sun. Am I a racist? By the way - his skin was brown - not white like mine. And I had a black friend in Uni - he was really black. Am I a racist yet?

Jezz - I'm away five minutes and the world turns.......

[Phategod1]

Oh God Arfur Is Back

[Tapout]

I used to argue with my African Asian friend that I bet one day I could match him for his skin tone.....although rather annoyingly, he would soon darken as about the same rate I would once we were in the sun. Am I a racist? By the way - his skin was brown - not white like mine. And I had a black friend in Uni - he was really black. Am I a racist yet?

Jezz - I'm away five minutes and the world turns.......

My kids call Ichiban Noodles...Itchybum noodles...Oh My God...my kids are racist!!!! My son (11yrs old) asked me a while back..."Dad...if we call it Chinese food here...what do we call food if we go to China?"

Is thier a self help video I can get to straighten him out???

Tapout

[Bud]

My kids call Ichiban Noodles...Itchybum noodles...Oh My God...my kids are racist!!!! My son (11yrs old) asked me a while back..."Dad...if we call it Chinese food here...what do we call food if we go to China?"

Is thier a self help video I can get to straighten him out???

Tapout

Welcome to the octagon...a.k.a. the forums!!!

[Deuuuce]

Maybe spell-check and capital letters would have helped those that are overly sensitive?

[epoch]

Maybe spell-check and capital letters would have helped those that are overly sensitive?

Nothing helps the overly sensitive except for Midol and a Tampax.

[BurntOrange]

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/ae341170-d6ed-4311-bb48-9b5029858254.htm

This is stupid funny.

[crazylikeacharger]

posted this a few days ago but its so friggin funny

http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17603

[BurntOrange]

OOPS but its funny.

[BurntOrange]

http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/2/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm

How about this instead. It funny also.

[crazylikeacharger]

i was just telling you i posted it so no one flames you for it. definately deserves a watchin nice second video

[Curz]

http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/2/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm

How about this instead. It funny also.


damn, i need a VTAK mod now

[Smoking Ricers Technology]

f*** those ricers!!!

[kawi14ninjaman]

http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/2/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm

How about this instead. It funny also.


I am now dumber for having watched this video

[jtw715]

I shall begin this thread with these fine examples:

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/106574.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/43/Poser.JPG/300px-Poser.JPG

And my favorite:

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/4361/fbodyrice9nh.jpg

[Tahde]

http://www.redbug.org/images/ricer_300x322.jpg

Anyone wanna race for pinks? :D

[kennyR/T]

well no picture but this explains enough for me
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)

[Tahde]

well no picture but this explains enough for me
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)
LOL. You got that right!

[kennyR/T]

hahaah this is hilarious
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)

[Tahde]

hahaah this is hilarious
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)
LOL. Now that was something. Dude said "my headers arent headerin right" bahhhahahahha. His car will hit 100 before his cellphone makes a call. Olda$$ phone.

[navycharger]

that is one of the funniest vids i have ever seen, then i read the comments about the video on there and they are even better........i love the "slow" switch!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkkyn]

i cant believe they riced a firebird.....

[jtw715]

well no picture but this explains enough for me
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)

That is the most retarded car I have ever seen. LOL:grin:

[billybigrigger]

:laugh: http://www.ricecop.com/ (http://www.ricecop.com/):laugh:

One of many funny ricer sites

[billybigrigger]

http://www.ricecop.com/rcop_pics/000663-1.jpg

[Fix8ed]

hahaah this is hilarious
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)


haha...he's got the "VTAK"...watch out now.

[Craigb21]

I love the dyno sheet!

[hemicharged]

hahaah this is hilarious
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/1c72e471-c49a-4421-8909-68d5c9bb11a9.htm)
LMFAOOOO...this had me rollin..

[VanAwesome]

I know this isn't exactly a ricer... but... i think it deserves a spot in this board. I snapped this shot the other day when i was on the freeway, and the guy driving it actually thought that I LIKED it so much that I was taking pictures of it.

http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9697&d=1155720578

[Thunderkiss]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/henisoomati/ricer.jpg

[MCO_Carter]

Even though I like the F&F Movies for their pure cheese-entertainment value...I still think this is hilarious:





http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/16079/BKRFDX[TE[IIGUGUEASJ-TFATF_800.jpg

[streethawk]

I know this isn't exactly a ricer... but... i think it deserves a spot in this board. I snapped this shot the other day when i was on the freeway, and the guy driving it actually thought that I LIKED it so much that I was taking pictures of it.

http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9697&d=1155720578
Did you happen to notice the 8 tailpipes!!

[broc2238]

well no picture but this explains enough for me
http://thumbs.vidiac.com/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.jpg (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)Click here to see Video (http://videos.streetfire.net/video/d3895db7-382c-46cc-9c7a-c69bea2a5d90.htm)

I'd drive that!!!

[broc2238]

i cant believe they riced a firebird.....

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/4361/fbodyrice9nh.jpg

Is that what that car is??? Holy Sh!t

[broc2238]

http://www.ricecop.com/rcop_pics/001205-01.jpg

http://sampletracker.brinkster.net/ryan/Pictures/rotflmao.gifhttp://sampletracker.brinkster.net/ryan/Pictures/roflmao2.gifhttp://sampletracker.brinkster.net/ryan/Pictures/roflmao3.gif

[broc2238]

Did you happen to notice the 8 tailpipes!!
OMG! I didn't notice until you pointed it out LOL!!! :lol:

[Herc_Charger]

Hope they never do this to a charger.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n311/herc_charger/stangricer1.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n311/herc_charger/stangricer2.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n311/herc_charger/stangricer3.jpg

[TripleTransAm]

Isn't that from the sequel to that Jimmy Fallon/Queen Latifah movie called Taxi? :lol:

[pdogg57]

wow that the ugliest transformer I've ever seen seen. what's it transform in into?... an integra?

[RTracer]

What a way to uglify a nice lookin car

[a14umbra]

Is there a car in there?

[TripleTransAm]

wow that the ugliest transformer I've ever seen seen. what's it transform in into?... an integra?

Seeing as how there's practically two of every spoiler on that car... a second Mustang.

[Trevor]

Flame away - I don't hate it. :) I grew up on dech and saleen fox-bodies, so maybe that's got something to do with it?

[Fix8ed]

aww how cute, someone re-badged a civic with ponies and a GT badge.

ghey.

[TripleTransAm]

Flame away - I don't hate it. :) I grew up on dech and saleen fox-bodies, so maybe that's got something to do with it?

Don't sweat it. Modern medication is MUCH more effective.

[arfur]

The front looks like an old man with jowls (or a bloodhound...)...geeesh...what a waste of money.

[Darnice]

Looks like the Black & Decker Dust Buster Kit, oh wait a dust buster looks better!

[HemiChemi]

I think it belongs to one of these....

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0006SJ3DQ.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[TheJ]

http://www.bebopboard.com/forums/images/smilies/toilet_claw.gif

[steelwheels]

There should be a law against doing that to the new Mustang design, it's gross !

[ManGO]

Looks like the Black & Decker Dust Buster Kit, oh wait a dust buster looks better!

Runs better too..

[a14umbra]

Hasbro made these toys called Transformers Disquisers. It had a natural form (robot, whatever), but there was a hard plastic shell that snapped over it to disguise it. That's what I think of every time I look at it.

[canadiancharger]

What's up with these %$#@ing idiots. There everywhere here in Toronto.

Every light I get to nobody wants to go, but every time I'm ready to turn onto another road, they come out of nowhere, and reeve there little weed eaters and they actually think I'm saying to myself as they fly by me "Wow man that sound's good"!!

Sorry I had to vent.....

[tyoung]

Yup, little Hondas with a few mods that make them look ugly and sound crappy are the norm around here too. It doesn't help that they are usually young guys with friends in the car that they want to impress. I just smile and keep cruising, it's not worth burning the extra gas. :D

[gomango2860]

Yea. It's funny how they always do that when there is no way you can show them up. There is always traffic in front of you or your in the turn lane, etc.

Bunch of freakin idiots! :grin:

[OTR366]

Happens everyday in Socal.

But any drivable lawnmower that requires turbo chargers, nitrous, and a 10" exhaust to make better then 35 FWHP is just not worth my time.

I feel your frustration Ma-man.

[Ruff n Tuff RT]

to me it seems like they all try to act hard
same thing here they just mash by you and
it seems like a long loud fart passed by you
alot of them probably think i wont even
step on the gas , i want to race them while im in reverse

[STMhellion505]

yeah i hate idiots like that....happened to me friday night....a freakin buick lesabre pulled up next to me on a road w/ a lot of traffic and pedestrians(due to a parish fair) and actually rolled down his window and called me a p**sy because i wouldnt go....even though there realy wasnt anywhere TO go...he swerved off and i noticed his muffler wasnt even attatched...what a P.O.S., i got a good laugh

[canadiancharger]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :grin: to me it seems like they all try to act hard
same thing here they just mash by you and
it seems like a long loud fart passed by you
alot of them probably think i wont even
step on the gas , i want to race them while im in reverse

[christianjax]

I call these guys "the slow and the pissed off" but they all with to be fast and furious.

[Dysentery Bob]

A couple of weeks ago we had a ricer flee from one of our officers. This a-hole did about 90 mph in a parking lot of a Wal-Mart which was got the officers attention. Well in the course of fleeing from the officer he ran 10 plus motorist off the roadway. By that time the officer had already disengaged and deactivated his lights and sirens.

Fast forward to tonight.

That same officer saw the same vehicle in the same parking lot tonight. This time 5 police cars converged on the vehicle from every point on the compass and got the vehicle...only to our discovery it had been traded by our suspect to a friend who had no clue that his vehicle was wanted.

He is puring info like a runny faucet.

On a side note, while in that same parking lot there was a kid in an Avalance who thought it would be cool to race down the front of the business. I guess he did not see the 6 police car in the parking lot.

He then had the balls to ask for a break since he had court today on another reckless charge. He was also DUI and a minor.

Can you say bye bye license.

[crazylikeacharger]

good for that kid. deserves no licence cause its jack-holes like him that end up hitting people out of sheer stupidity

[ducvw2004]

Dysentary Bob, are you Cobb County?

Good catch too.

[red35]

bye bye license

[satxcharger]

where do i go to post my own message i have question i need to ask and i cant find the new post button

[Stevessti]

That story made me fell warm and fuzzy all over.





*SIGH*........I love happy endings.......

[Dysentery Bob]

Dysentary Bob, are you Cobb County?

Good catch too.

Yes, I work for Cobb.

[SublimeInMA]

where do i go to post my own message i have question i need to ask and i cant find the new post button

SATX, pretty easy, follow these steps. At the top of the screen is a red bar, with the words in it as follows: "Home" "Forums" and so forth. Click on "Forums". It will bring you to a page listing all the different areas for topics on this site. Select the area you want to post your question in from the list. When you get to that page, on the left above the grey title bar that says " Threads in Forum : " will be a "new topic" button, click that and you will be able to post your question. Need any more help, just PM me and I'll try to guide you better.

[Green_Manalishi]

Yep. Plenty of people to keep us employed. Good story.

[kawi14ninjaman]

Awesome. I love when those stupid jack-holes in ricers are busted doing dumb crap like that. Just the other day I was at a drive through, with a cop 2 cars behind me. This ricer comes fling into the parking area, hauls ass around the corner and comes within about 50 feet of the cop. Unfortunately, he already placed his order and didn't seem interested in going after him.

[ruckus]

Definitely got what he deserved.

[TeeJizzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdijTTxWwWk

I have a 99 Corolla, that I would like to do this to.

[FLEX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdijTTxWwWk

I have a 99 Corolla, that I would like to do this to.

That looks crazy. But I still wouldn't drive it to the office every day. :tongue:

[LoneStar]

Rice or not, I say go for it.

[a14umbra]

The turbo is certainly not ricer. There's something really ugly about the front though.

[TBYDaytona40]

I dont think it looks horrible. For an import.

[CHARGERTREV]

http://www.break.com/index/honda-day-accident.html go to 1:15 funnist **** i have ever seen listen for the guy go "do you know what you just wrecked here haha"

[CTsrt8]

Funny, but it's not. The only thing I can say good about the whole video is the amount of Hondas that showed up for a get together. I would love to get that many Chargers together at one time.

[MySRT8U]

this may have been on here before but i thought it was funny..



Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this charger, even with its big blower, As the light goes green I pull like no joke, The charger erupts in huge clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keep the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get ever smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

[arfur]

I've never read that before - loved the names of the pistons! :grin:

[wishing for hemi]

nice i needed that

[sound&security]

mazda's and honda's are made from old beer can's so a 12 pack should be able to repair the damage. I LOVE HOW that guy say's DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WREAKED HERE! it's a stinking RX8. those things are a dime a dozen down here.

[wickedchargerrt]

damn accident happened right when the srt4 was about to come by.

only ricers i saw, were the two lame brane drive-by revvers when they went by the camera. Certainly not the rx-7 3rd gen that got banged up. damn

[goMANgo259]

that was pretty funny

[arfur]

I must admit - a car crash ian't really funny..... But the reaction of the dude in the RX was a little amusing. I do wish the trumpet filming stopped saying chit every other word though.....

[wickedchargerrt]

chit, oh chit my chit golly chit

[goMANgo259]

wwoooowwww i laughed soooo hard when i was reading that!!! thanks a lot for the funniest post of all time! much appreciated :lol:

[juvezak]

http://www.fugly.com/videos/6228/ricer_compilation.html

Enjoy, My fav. is on the 0:47 hahaha

[dvida002]

hahaha the cop pulled the guy over!!

[buzzzz]

well that puts them in their place, ha

[jmckenzie]

the 1 at 0:47 was hilarious, but look at that poor Corvette at 3:51

[Ron380]

"Vinyl Adds Horsepower" ...

Is that why the Daytona's and Bee's are faster? :knockout:

:D :laugh:

[BrianG]

Dude That Was Hillarious!!!!!!!! Thks For The Laughs............

[KStryker]

Dude That Was Hillarious!!!!!!!! Thks For The Laughs............

Funny as ****...my fav is 2:12-2:15...Is that a torpedo launcher?

[Ezcorpion]

Aww man that guy on the truck was the biggest idiot ever. man.

[charger08srt]

that **** was too much:grin: how many spoilers can you add to a car??

[CHARLIE]

what a bunch of idiots

[Ksleigh]

how bout that a$$ w/ the spoiler on the hood

[CHARLIE]

how bout that a$$ w/ the spoiler on the hood

are you kidding, that spoiler adds another 20 hp to that cra......err.. car

[jackyy]

what a bunch of idiots

x2

[Thad(deus)]

Funny as ****...my fav is 2:12-2:15...Is that a torpedo launcher?

My "favorite" too.

[HornedWildebeast]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/aiextremist/smilies/rice.gif

[CHARGERTREV]

This is the funniest thing I have seen you HAVE to watch

Hes not a ricer BUT hes a LS1 guy.
*Not Work Safe*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQfQ69WdI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9XF5YUc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2e1c6J8&feature=related

[DarthCharger]

This is the funniest thing I have seen you HAVE to watch

Hes not a ricer BUT hes a LS1 guy.
*Not Work Safe*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQfQ69WdI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9XF5YUc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2e1c6J8&feature=related

Got to admit the guy has a sense of humor.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

thats hilarious, yeah ricers don't know jack.

One around here has a 1994 civic with 800 HP....

I said is that RWHP he said yes


....

...

[ChargeRonDavinS]

http://a754.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e621d4657dc783194a44b2f135ff6d1.jpg

http://a844.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_075f9c21e415af7e4133940406031b1b.jpg

LOL these are taken off his myspace, he used to drive a cavalier with a DOUBLE erector set spoiler.

Nothing wrong with Jesus, I love Jesus and all, but If I was Jesus I would be very angry that my name was on this vehicle.

[Chargeit!]

http://a754.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_0e621d4657dc783194a44b2f135ff6d1.jpg

http://a844.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_075f9c21e415af7e4133940406031b1b.jpg

LOL these are taken off his myspace, he used to drive a cavalier with a DOUBLE erector set spoiler.

Nothing wrong with Jesus, I love Jesus and all, but If I was Jesus I would be very angry that my name was on this vehicle.

hahaha you're nuts dude...

[dandy]

"Jesus Christ".

Yeah, that was my first reaction when I saw that picture...

[ChargeRonDavinS]

"Jesus Christ".

Yeah, that was my first reaction when I saw that picture...

hahaha as was mine

[momoney4sho]

probably the preachers son

[ChunkPa772]

LMFAO, Jesus Christ is what that guy in going to be saying when he smashes his back window with that ridiculous big wing.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

No he's a local D-bag he throws crap at peoples cars all the time, I don't think Jesus would approve. Let's just say I hope I see his ... POS again.

[R/Tdrvr]

Good thing he has Jesus' name on his car, because it will take divine intervention save him from all the laughs he'll get.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Good thing he has Jesus' name on his car, because it will take divine intervention save him from all the laughs he'll get.

U should see the other cars in his "Car club" Let me see if I can find some pics of them. Hilarious.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

unsuccessful he deleted them. cavaliers and neons hahaha

[Here'sJohnny]

That was my first reaction too roflmfao

[charger08srt]

how much horsepower can prayer and faith bring:grin:

[bigjim.srt-8]

I think he could have gone bigger on the Back spoiler though......
Maybe a wing off a Top Fuel Hydro would have fit on there.....:headbang: :headbang:

[ChargeRonDavinS]

I think he could have gone bigger on the Back spoiler though......
Maybe a wing off a Top Fuel Hydro would have fit on there.....:headbang: :headbang:

I was thinking the least he could have done was glue 10 - 15 spoilers on top of each other for a "sky scraper" type effect. Perhaps geese would fly behind him in a V formation while migrating. (thus crapping all over his car) Wishful thinking though I guess.

[soxfan4eva]

The worst part is the spoiler, and that exhaust sucks too

[ChargeRonDavinS]

The worst part is the spoiler, and that exhaust sucks too

Jesus kind of... well overdoes it. A Christian fish, or perhaps a bumper sticker would have sufficed. Nothing wrong with loving Jesus but that is OBNOCTIOUS.

Funny look at the exhaust, looks like the plastic above it is bent, not sure if that is stock or not. Looks horrible.

The wing, AWESOME! Go Nasa!

[Aremel]

Holy smokes....

[wickedchargerrt]

We have some guy in our town too with a trick paint job and goofy ass spoiler on a white eclipse that has w.w. j.d. all over it. Priests are pimpin

[Part Deux]

unsuccessful he deleted them. cavaliers and neons hahaha

Were they linked photos? If so, you may be able to grab them from history.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Were they linked photos? If so, you may be able to grab them from history.

No, they were on a stupid slide show he had, had a link to his photobucket but its gone now :(

It was AT LEAST a good 30 minutes of pure laughter. Being as fat as I am, 30 minutes of laughter would have been GREAT Exercise.

[wickedchargerrt]

its good to see the collection plate is doing its job :mad:

[The Bulldog #57]

wow that is sad.

[GOBBLOXX]

Thou shalt not.......RICE!!!!

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Thou shalt http://www.chargerforums.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1199399
Dodge Charger Forums - Reply to Topicnot.......RICE!!!!

I agree!!

[a14umbra]

Needs a dorsal fin.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Needs a dorsal fin.

hahahaha

[R/Tdrvr]

Thou shalt not.......RICE!!!!

A new catagory: Spiritual Rice:D

[ChargeRonDavinS]

what would Jesus do? Key this guys car!

[NightMare R/T]

.......


I haveso many things to say but I cant decide which 1 os bad enough

[LoneStar]

That wing is wider that the car.

[ChargeRonDavinS]

the car is just freaking stupid

[DerekBlk06RT]

guess I can't post pics of my new cars now........ :embarrese

my new 4 wheel drive.....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/downsouth_project/F-edupNeon2.jpg

my new luxury car/vacation car.....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ImPoRtTuNeR85/9d476dd4.jpg

[DerekBlk06RT]

sorry here's a better pic of my 4 wheel drive....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/DrOboogie/collegehumor_be59ef82874c422796a1ab.jpg

[ChargeRonDavinS]

sorry here's a better pic of my 4 wheel drive....

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/DrOboogie/collegehumor_be59ef82874c422796a1ab.jpg

that's pretty AWESOME man! That thing got a hemi?

[DerekBlk06RT]

that's pretty AWESOME man! That thing got a hemi?

nahh, it's turbo charged 5.2 magnum V8 though, has 400 hp, does the quarter mile in 20 seconds..... everyone envies me....

[ChargeRonDavinS]

nahh, it's turbo charged 5.2 magnum V8 though, has 400 hp, does the quarter mile in 20 seconds..... everyone envies me....

I think it SUCKS! :ninja:

[Ladybreeanna]

This thread is awsome!! I think I am going to get some fried rice for lunch..

[ChargeRonDavinS]

This thread is awsome!! I think I am going to get some fried rice for lunch..

Ditto.. beijing city here in Carmel indiana has AWESOME chinese food. After my eye appointment though, I have eye herpes or something (pink eye)

[Ladybreeanna]

That eye herpes seems to be going around! Everyone I know has it here to. & I woke up this am with one eye glued shut!

[ChargeRonDavinS]

That eye herpes seems to be going around! Everyone I know has it here to. & I woke up this am with one eye glued shut!

sick, wtf is this! I don't usually use my eye for... well... HOW can i have eye herpes??

[Ladybreeanna]

sick, wtf is this! I don't usually use my eye for... well... HOW can i have eye herpes??

Hmmmm LOL I am not sure how to answer that!!

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Hmmmm LOL I am not sure how to answer that!!

hahahaha very well!

[Black Charger]

in the spirit of cars to laugh at, check out this site: www.laughatrice.com

[Liquidice281]

in the spirit of cars to laugh at, check out this site: www.laughatrice.com

Oh......my......god......

I know where ill be for the next 3 hours....

<3 Liquid

[youngzayiles]

One of the ugliest cars ever!!! That doesnt deserve to be on my computer screen!!

[ChargeRonDavinS]

wow, my IQ dropped from that website. Thanks now I'm even more challenged.

[DerekBlk06RT]

I think it SUCKS! :ninja:

:cry: :cry: :cry: oh yeah!! well she showed me her boobies and I liked those too! i love my hick cartruck!! you suck!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Ladybreeanna]

in the spirit of cars to laugh at, check out this site: www.laughatrice.com



LMAO why did I look at that while eating my dinner?????

[ChargeRonDavinS]

LMAO why did I look at that while eating my dinner?????

nothing better than eating dinner... twice.

[Fridge]

Unpainted body kits make baby jesus cry.

[christianjax]

Putting the name of Jesus on a Nissan is Blasphomey

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Putting the name of Jesus on a Nissan is Blasphomey

Agreed.

[wrestlingnrj]

Jesus would probably roll down the window and laugh at him from my passenger seat.

Passenger side window:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/wrestlingnrj/Charger%20Forums/JesusCalledShotgun.jpg

[cmooremax]

well it just goes to show you add anything to rice

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Rice is good, only in a bowl though. Damn I'm fat.

[Inkstain'D]

Must be racing for Jesus.....but in that car it's a sin...

[ChargeRonDavinS]

Must be racing for Jesus.....but in that car it's a sin...

hahahaha I am going to give him a link to this forum, he might commit suicide.