Despite State Law, Man Marries Charger

[Pirate727]

Just to let you all know. I proposed to my R/T on New Year's Eve.

It said, "maybe after you get the windows tinted."

Just a note to get everyone's attention in the Tampa Bay club.
I have NOT had sex with my car. Yet.

Where did everybody go?

I'm doing a cruise down the cold beaches this morning.

Loud & Proud,
Ken

[a14umbra]

Just to let you all know. I proposed to my R/T on New Year's Eve.

It said, "maybe after you get the windows tinted."

Just a note to get everyone's attention in the Tampa Bay club.
I have NOT had sex with my car. Yet.

Where did everybody go?

I'm doing a cruise down the cold beaches this morning.

Loud & Proud,
Ken

Best of luck in your new life together.
:cry: I always cry at weddings.

[PaCharger]

any of you PA boys pull that same sex marriage crap and you aren't gonna be notified of any meet and greets...:lol: Its very clear while we call our cars HERS, they clearly have BALLS, thus, shemales perhaps...either way the state is very strict on these standards.

[NECharger]

any of you PA boys pull that same sex marriage crap and you aren't gonna be notified of any meet and greets...:lol: Its very clear while we call our cars HERS, they clearly have BALLS, thus, shemales perhaps...either way the state is very strict on these standards.

I call my car Pat to avoid confusion.

[a14umbra]

I call my car Pat to avoid confusion.


Together you're "PP". How sweet!

[reddawgfuji]

I call my car Pat to avoid confusion.

The kids call ours Chargie...guess thats kinda fem and they call our '94 Tempo pos winter car putt putt.
Hey Ken, In my area there is a burb that passed these crazy marriages (Cleveland Hts)
so bring your car there than go to the balmy beaches of Lake Erie for your honeymoon. Who needs Florida anyways...Just drive your new wife onto the lake, do some ice fishing for your reception dinner and if you end up wanting a divorce wait for the lake to thaw and down goes wife.

[NECharger]

It's one thing to marry your own charger. But when you start sleeping with other people's chargers it's time to get help.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/necharger/moparnut.jpg

[Pirate727]

RFLMAO! You guys made my day.

Ok, first of all, I was careful (if you check my post) to call it and "it," so as not to piss off any groups, religous sects, lifestyle enthusiasts, or gay cowboy movie-goers.

2nd, DAWG-I love the lake Idea! I wish I would have done that with my 1st wife.

3rd, I did NOT, HAVE, SEXUAL RELATIONS with that Charger.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..." - J. Seinfeld

GO BUCS!

[CHERRY]

I call my car Pat to avoid confusion.

I really do call one of my cars PAT. It stands for: P lymouth A cclaim T urbo.

Chuck

[NECharger]

I found evidence that a14umbra did in fact marry his charger.

http://www.sugarcraft.com/catalog/misc/leaves/fallwed.jpg

[HIGH_HEMI]

Ahahahaha! This is great stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!