I should be locked up and studied...

[JasonB]

So, last few weeks have been hell, between main work.. and my contract work its been a nice long beating with no end in view.

today, I said **** it, called into work, and let the contract guys know I"m taking a personal day, lmfao, they said that they were going to force me to take 3-4 days off anyways, since my work is done but I"m waiting on other people.. so they are like.. go forth and be free.

So... I"m thinking.. what have I not done in a while..

well a hot chick.. but thats another matter....:halloween

anyways.. I decide its time to go out and burn the nitro truck in.. I got a traxxas t-max.. and she flys..

So I head out to the flats... ya.. muck EVERYWHERE.. the car looks like I went mug bogging.. I attached the only 2 pics I could pull of the ruined camera(more on that later) it was sad.

So, after fighting with it for a while I finally got her to fire up, man those bstards are loud....

I did some slow runs.. back and forth, just in 1st gear.. let her warm up. then the tunning starts. So far everything is going good.

I got her nice and tuned, I could punch it and she would lift off on her rear wheels and roar to life... so everything is good.

so I'm having fun, ran a fwe tanks through her.. but I"m getting tired.. need to wash the car...

Then it happens...
The truck goes full tilt... it happened so fast I didnt clue in for 1-2 seconds.. and that was enough for it to hit second gear.. at this rate its closing in on 45mph REALLY fast... I dotn run that fast...

For some reason... it had lost signal and instead of CUTTINg the throttle it MAXED it........ I can hear the rpm's redlining... she must be doing 40000rpm so its easy 45mph.. and its heading to an open field with the saskatchewan river and MASSIVE muck ponds and crap after that........

I ran after it.. but It didnt matter.. soon I couldnt even see it and a few seconds later I couldnt hear a thing..

So I'm pissed.... these things are not cheap... so I spent the next 2 hours tromping through muck.. getting scratched by branches... stepping into muck everywhere... I Cant find a thing..

I covered every inch of ground and I couldnt find it..

I came up with 2 theorys.. one.. it stayed pinned and nothing flipped it over.. but somehow it turned away fromt he river.. could happen from hitting bumps and such.. it just had a full tank so it can hold 45mph for about 10 minutes... WAY more then enough time for it to get more then far enough away that you could never find it...

The second is that it did make it to the river and its sitting somewhere 40ft under water..........

So I"m going back to the car... knees down covered in muck.. pissed off.... swearing and threatening to destroy gods creation and not really paying attention..

clearly god was pissed cause I stepped into a sink hole and dropped about 2ft instantly... I lost my balance and went FACE FIRST into a 3ft pond....

SPLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Head to toe.. covered in fcking muck... its in my eyes, my ear, up my butt its everywhere!!!!

And best of all, I was holding my camera.... it was soaked in water and muck.... yup..... wont turn on.. AWSOME.....

So I'm like.. what the fck do I do now!?!?!?!?!?!?
There is no way I"m getting in my baby covered in this crap... I looked around and noticed about a km away a truck wash.... sigh.. why not.. what the hell..

So I slosh my way over there and as I get close I see two guys on the ground just pissing themselves.. they are all like .. "bro.. we saw the whole thing... we were going to come get you but we couldnt stop laughing" .. I'm all like... rinse me off or die lol

So they spray me off.. WITH WAX!!!!!!! ****er!!! He is like.. oh **** sorry man... at least you will shine!!!! At this point im beyind caring


I'm like.... can...i....buy.....a.....towel........

So I grab a towel and start slowshing me way back to the car
When I get there.. there is still a HUGE problem... Im SOAKJED... WITH WAX and water...... how is this better??? So I'm like.. you know what?? WHY NOT!!!

I strip down naked... jump in the car.. and throw my cloths in a plastic bag...

So I'm sitting there......naked(and it was cold).....out 1000$ ... and the thought of hot lead to the head really starts to sound nice!

So fine.. I need to get out of here... I fire up the car and BARLY get out cause of the damn muck....

Made it.. fine.. I'm going home to get some threads...... on the way home.. I pass... guess what... yup.... A DAMN COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE LIGHTS GO ON!!!!!!!!
I'm like **** NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND ITS A WOMEN!!! For !!!1 Sake
She gets out and comes up to the window.. and just kinds of looks at me.. hiding the lizzard with a towel... I'm like... look... I had a bad experience with mud.. and then hot wax.. and I just want to go home and get some pants...

She looks at me and just breaks out laughing....
I can sort of make out "you can go" but she is laughing so hard I dont even care at this point so I just drive off.....

Get home...... get some pants on ..... go wash the car.. and then come back home and have supper..............


WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!

[mustangsally]

First, sorry for your lost toy...

Second... awesome story, I was lmao!

Third, if you moved OUT of Canada, most of your problems and bad luck would likely disappear! :tongue: (see my sig).

[baullz]

Yeah sorry to here about the toy

but think of it this way you made a lot of people's day a whole lot better...or should i just say...Funnier

Thanks for the story, lmao

[LosingSleep]

OMFG BWAHHHHAHAHA ..........I'm laughing with you?

I've got a 4wd nitro and would be heart broken if I lost it, nevermind a camera and getting pulled over while naked.

.....And no video of this.....thats a CRIME.

[JasonB]

I"m laughing about it now... had to have a few drinks to calm down.. I guess the up side is I can get a better nitro truck and camera... and now all the cops will point and laught when they see me lol.......

[NappyT]

Sorry, but that has to be one of the funniest stories I have heard in a very long time!

[1bad4dr]

Sorry about your day and the loss of the Nitro (I have one) and the cam...

Funny a$$ story though... Yea it's a crime there was no video..

Have a better week...

[wiesek]

Dude sorry about your car but man I thought I had a bad day, thanks for the story you made my day a lot better with the laugh you gave me.
Thanx

SRT8 No mods yet..

[OoTLink]

hahahhahhahahhahhahaha *ducks from flying object* hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaahh...

Things that funny usually only happen in movies, terribly sorry to hear about your truck though :\ Hey at least it wasn't your car :)

You're not quite gonna get over it yet though, wait until you have to clean your car! AHHH! Dude that looks about as messy as ours did after I had to go pay for stones they were putting in the yard - dang rainy day, ended up in a muddy yard with muddy gravel everywhere and muddy stuff. G RRR MUDDY!

Good lord.. wax.. sheesh!

Oh well, on the bright side it was a woman :) I think I woulda been more worried if it was a man cop.

That's one heck of a story.

[arfur]

**** me that was a funny story. I laughed my flippin' cobs off!!! LOL :D

Sorry to hear about the truck....

[PghSE]

Thank you for the chuckle. Sorry bout your lost stuff.

[BrilliantRT]

:lol: lmfao :lol:

[Zentenk]

Dang that sucks, but was funny as crap!! That could be a scene in a comedy movie man.

[MrScary]

So, last few weeks have been hell, between main work.. and my contract work its been a nice long beating with no end in view.

today, I said **** it, called into work, and let the contract guys know I"m taking a personal day, lmfao, they said that they were going to force me to take 3-4 days off anyways, since my work is done but I"m waiting on other people.. so they are like.. go forth and be free.

So... I"m thinking.. what have I not done in a while..

well a hot chick.. but thats another matter....:halloween

anyways.. I decide its time to go out and burn the nitro truck in.. I got a traxxas t-max.. and she flys..

So I head out to the flats... ya.. muck EVERYWHERE.. the car looks like I went mug bogging.. I attached the only 2 pics I could pull of the ruined camera(more on that later) it was sad.

So, after fighting with it for a while I finally got her to fire up, man those bstards are loud....

I did some slow runs.. back and forth, just in 1st gear.. let her warm up. then the tunning starts. So far everything is going good.

I got her nice and tuned, I could punch it and she would lift off on her rear wheels and roar to life... so everything is good.

so I'm having fun, ran a fwe tanks through her.. but I"m getting tired.. need to wash the car...

Then it happens...
The truck goes full tilt... it happened so fast I didnt clue in for 1-2 seconds.. and that was enough for it to hit second gear.. at this rate its closing in on 45mph REALLY fast... I dotn run that fast...

For some reason... it had lost signal and instead of CUTTINg the throttle it MAXED it........ I can hear the rpm's redlining... she must be doing 40000rpm so its easy 45mph.. and its heading to an open field with the saskatchewan river and MASSIVE muck ponds and crap after that........

I ran after it.. but It didnt matter.. soon I couldnt even see it and a few seconds later I couldnt hear a thing..

So I'm pissed.... these things are not cheap... so I spent the next 2 hours tromping through muck.. getting scratched by branches... stepping into muck everywhere... I Cant find a thing..

I covered every inch of ground and I couldnt find it..

I came up with 2 theorys.. one.. it stayed pinned and nothing flipped it over.. but somehow it turned away fromt he river.. could happen from hitting bumps and such.. it just had a full tank so it can hold 45mph for about 10 minutes... WAY more then enough time for it to get more then far enough away that you could never find it...

The second is that it did make it to the river and its sitting somewhere 40ft under water..........

So I"m going back to the car... knees down covered in muck.. pissed off.... swearing and threatening to destroy gods creation and not really paying attention..

clearly god was pissed cause I stepped into a sink hole and dropped about 2ft instantly... I lost my balance and went FACE FIRST into a 3ft pond....

SPLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Head to toe.. covered in fcking muck... its in my eyes, my ear, up my butt its everywhere!!!!

And best of all, I was holding my camera.... it was soaked in water and muck.... yup..... wont turn on.. AWSOME.....

So I'm like.. what the fck do I do now!?!?!?!?!?!?
There is no way I"m getting in my baby covered in this crap... I looked around and noticed about a km away a truck wash.... sigh.. why not.. what the hell..

So I slosh my way over there and as I get close I see two guys on the ground just pissing themselves.. they are all like .. "bro.. we saw the whole thing... we were going to come get you but we couldnt stop laughing" .. I'm all like... rinse me off or die lol

So they spray me off.. WITH WAX!!!!!!! ****er!!! He is like.. oh **** sorry man... at least you will shine!!!! At this point im beyind caring


I'm like.... can...i....buy.....a.....towel........

So I grab a towel and start slowshing me way back to the car
When I get there.. there is still a HUGE problem... Im SOAKJED... WITH WAX and water...... how is this better??? So I'm like.. you know what?? WHY NOT!!!

I strip down naked... jump in the car.. and throw my cloths in a plastic bag...

So I'm sitting there......naked(and it was cold).....out 1000$ ... and the thought of hot lead to the head really starts to sound nice!

So fine.. I need to get out of here... I fire up the car and BARLY get out cause of the damn muck....

Made it.. fine.. I'm going home to get some threads...... on the way home.. I pass... guess what... yup.... A DAMN COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE LIGHTS GO ON!!!!!!!!
I'm like **** NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND ITS A WOMEN!!! For !!!1 Sake
She gets out and comes up to the window.. and just kinds of looks at me.. hiding the lizzard with a towel... I'm like... look... I had a bad experience with mud.. and then hot wax.. and I just want to go home and get some pants...

She looks at me and just breaks out laughing....
I can sort of make out "you can go" but she is laughing so hard I dont even care at this point so I just drive off.....

Get home...... get some pants on ..... go wash the car.. and then come back home and have supper..............


WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!



better clean those seats now that you have butt juice all over them

dear

haha very funny in fact I have a feeling that if you moved from that frozen tundra you may have better luck ;)

[InsaneCharger]

Sorry, but that has to be one of the funniest stories I have heard in a very long time!


hahhaahha

[JasonB]

LOL.. well at least I made everybody else happy!!

On the plus side, I'm feeling better, cause Betro and I are getting pissed.... and because I ordered myself a brand new T-maxx 3.3!!!! I had a 2.5 Before.. also bought A GOD DAMN CUTOFF SWITCH!!!! TRY TO RUN AWAY NOW YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Now to find myself a nice 5mp camera!!!!

[danaM]

Sorry about the truck man. You had to have a headache after all that.

[legmaker]

and i thought my last day off of work sucked!!! i just now stopped laughing enugh to type!!! not laughing at you, but with you!!!

[Cyberbrain]

dude it sucks about the nitro. I have a savage and now really thinking about a cut off switch. I am sorry but I can't stop laughing, not at you or anything.

[383 Hemi]

Like This ?

http://www.hobbytron.com/media/T-TRX4909-lg.jpg

[mnunes]

That'll teach you to take a day off work next time, now won't it? :)

Great story, sorry about your misfortune. hehehehehe

[epoch]

So, last few weeks have been hell, between main work.. and my contract work its been a nice long beating with no end in view.

..snip..

Get home...... get some pants on ..... go wash the car.. and then come back home and have supper..............


WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHA

Good story, had me rollin

[arfur]

BAHAHAHAHA

Good story, had me rollin

LOL - some said they were laughin' wiv him........unfortunately, I was defo laughing at him!!!

Is this wrong??? :D :D :D :D

[Loner]

Great story!! I'm willing to bet, that the next time you get pulled over in that area, you will get the question "Are you that guy.......?" I'm sure that the police office has told all of her fellow cops about you.

[HemiChemi]

....

WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!(LMFAO!)

Because you're Canadian? :tongue:

**EDIT**

I hope there aren't any skid marks on your car seat! :rolleyes:

[70 AAR Cuda]

The truck loss sucks but damn was the story funny. I still have a few r/c cars but have not driven them in years.

[steelcitydaytona]

great story... definetly made my morning a little better... (sorry to hear about your r/c car). im taking today off, and made me think twice about leaving my house.

[HemiChemi]

great story... definetly made my morning a little better... (sorry to hear about your r/c car). im taking today off, and made me think twice about leaving my house.You'll be OK: you're not Canadian!

[Blkout]

Dude, you're hilarious.